Here are my talents as evidenced to me by my past working experience:
- Was told in Columbus Ohio by R while conducting product testing that I, quote, have a way with words.
- Was told in Phoenix Arizona by A, after firing someone for falling asleep, that I have chutzpah.
- Was told by A, in Phoenix that I have an incredible work ethic. This was said after years of loyal service including little time missed during a hellish pregnancy.
- Was told by Student Body in Mesa Arizona that I am funny. *There is some question as to if I was the funniest or rewarded the funniest because the girl who was actually the funniest had a name similar to the name of the mean cheerleader that swears and makes you take the long way to class just to avoid her. In other words if I wasn't really Miss Funny Mesa, I would have been runner up. The good news, I am BFFs with the contender in question so consider me valuable for networking.
Oh and I think I should mention, I
4 sign your pity:
Hahahaha! This made me laugh! Sarah, don't question it. You ARE the funniest girl.
P.S. please tell me the names of the high school girls you were talking about. I really want to know because I think I may have a hunch. Or maybe not.
Can I hire you as the person I call to give me a funny joke or comment? Can you be my shadow at social events? Basically you can be my own private Tina Fey. It might be a lot of hours and I know I know I can’t afford to give you benefits plus it will take extra work to not only come up with the humor but help me on my delivery and timing cause sometimes that is half the problem for me. I know, pretty tough job, right?
If the possible funniest didn't say enough funny things to get her name well-known enough to not be confused for the scariest, then she definitely is not the funniest. Also, she voted for you anyway.
hahahahaha! You are hilarious I love it!!
ps...you can unscratch that could and leave out will :) because this hairdresser isn't takin you blonder for a while! :)
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