Thursday, August 11, 2011

Absolutely I Do

Remember when Dwight wants to form an alliance and Jim seals it with "absolutely I do"?

I don't like them.  Alliances. I like Jim and Dwight.  Wait did you think I meant that I don't like Jim or Dwight?  I do. Like them. Jim and Dwight.

What I don't like are the alliances formed on The Bachelor Pad.  This season is my first time watching The Bachelor Pad. It took me all week to get through the 3-hour episode. I have little to say about it except for this:
  • The way Vienna reacts to Jake is the exact same way my two-year old reacts to the vacuum.  In both cases there is no real danger.
  • Can we talk about Michelle Money?  Michelle Money's boobs finally got the television time they were made for.  My goodness those things could have their own reality show.
  • Alli is really really really dumb.
  • Erica Rose = Elle Woods

3 sign your pity:

jessica said...

Michelle Money is a ModBod model! I just saw her in costco....I didn't buy any of the tee-shirts because it kind of was creepy.

Sarah Beau Bera said...

I am so glad you mentioned this. I wanted to point it out but couldn't find a photo of her modeling modest clothes.

Becca M said...

I love Michelle Money.
I love the Bachelor Pad.
I hate Vienna.
I think her boyfriend talks like Kermit.
I think Jake is forgettable.
I want them to hire me to make the challenges, because I would be really good at making innuendic (just made that up) challenges.