I heard a joke once. It went something like this:
"Our obsession with weight really begins at birth. I mean think about it. They plop you on the scale the second you are born. It's like 'five pounds, eleven ounces! oh, no, no, no, wipe some of that goop off me and try again'".
That was the joke. I think I was twelve when I heard it. I love that joke.
From what my mom tells me about my birth story I know there was some trouble. I was 3 weeks early. My body temp was low. I didn't want to eat.
I think what probably happened was that I overheard my mom tell the nurses she would be taking me home to a single wide with five other kids and I thought "oh, uh, oh, you know what, I think I'll just, uh maybe go ahead and stay here and you know, die".
That was not as funny as the first joke. But I love that joke too.
I didn't die, obviously. I live in Gilbert so ..... I think we got that body temp thing fixed. I eat.
Today I am going to start eating crazy healthy. I am going to take Dr. Joel Furhman's 6-week challenge. From his book Eat To Live. It may require the purchase of a VitaMix blender.
6 sign your pity:
can i do that? but skip the days when I'm in chicago? and i don't want to read what to do, so just blog what you do each day and i will do it the next day. k? ok!
I have been doing it for 12 days and I've lost 7 pounds so far! It takes a lot of time to prep everything and buy everything, but I know it will be worth it. I miss you at book club!
p.s (I liked both your jokes)
I can't tell if you're joking, but I have a Blendtec (basically just like a Vita-Mix) and I love it more than life itself. You won't regret it!
Is this the diet where you eat only fruits, vegetables, proteins and nuts and then one day a week you binge? Or is that something I just made up because I want it to be real?
I am glad you lived.
I also think you diet too much. But a sister would say both of those things.
So here is something a sister might not typically say but is saying right now...
If you buy a Vita Mix buy it though us here: http://www.livingtraderjoes.com/vitamix/
Then you won't have to pay shipping.
We love our vitamix and we have had it for 12+ years.
The whole Hatch clan just pitched in and bought one for Bob for his birthday. He, Nancy, Kristin & Myself are following the Forks over Knifes diet which is a plant based diet.
We all feel great!
We love you!
Oh sorry Anonymous is Delaina your oldest sister who forgot to include her name when she change her signature identity.
HA ha some social media expert I am. Ha!
Love you!
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